Romance?

OK so I have a nighttime ritual of reading online celebrity gossip. It helps put things in perspective. For real…check out this one….

Pete [Wentz, one of the greasy haired, emo girl jeans wearing 'guys' from Fall Out Boy] sings the praises of his future bride’s [Ashlee Simpson] organizational skills in People’s 100 Most Beautiful issue.

When Ashlee tells the mag how she’s become adept at packing both their bags while on the road, the Fall Out Boy boasts, “She’s kind of like a super-assistant that you can have sex with.”

Now why can’t I get a classy guy like that?!?!