What I am thinking…

In honor of the infamous question “What are you thinking?”, the less obvious sibling to “What do you want to talk about?”, I’d like to share what I am thinking about at this very moment.  I know both of the people who read my blog are dying to know…so here goes:

1. The car needs an oil change and an equally necessary visit to the car wash.
2. I’ve been getting a lot of unsolicited advice/sympathy about my scar, i.e., “Wow, it’s too bad your scar didn’t heal better” or “You should massage that to make it less noticeable”.
3. In response to #2, stop staring at my chest, you insensitive, socially-inept moron.
4. OMGosh, OMGosh, OMGosh - I’m turning 30 in a month.
5. Does he think of me as much as I think of him?
6. Enrolling in grad school is a necessary evil.
7. What is Melissa’s fascination with rodeos?
8. Why we hate outsourcing call centers to India, but think nothing of outsourcing someone’s uterus.
9. Oprah is annoying.
10. I’m insane for treating the ICU and ED staff of a local hospital to ice cream in the middle of July.